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Stupid Fat Hobbits
Welcome to the podcast no one was waiting for... like, literally no one. Stupid Fat Hobbits involves three friends who get together and talk confidently about topics they know nothing about, all while imbibing the Gaffer's brew. Join us every Monday morning for around the table discussions, absurd hypotheticals, and heated debates over trivial subjects -- all with a tasteful seasoning of LOTR content.
Episodes
64 episodes
Season 3 Finale - Part 2
Remember to leave a 5-star written review on Apple Podcasts for a chance at a free t-shirt (for once this is real, not a bit). We will rea...
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Season 3
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Episode 21
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1:22:06
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Season 3 Finale - Part 1
Remember to leave a 5-star written review on Apple Podcasts for a chance at a free t-shirt (for once this is real, not a bit). We will rea...
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Season 3
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Episode 20
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56:17
S3E19 - The Government Raids Our Studio
Sean Tchackichickh, sender of multiple emails to the lads, joins the show today. Big question of the day: How are you supposed to refer to Gatorade flavors? The lads share a sweet melody. A listener shares additional thoughts on the old people ...
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Season 3
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Episode 19
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46:06
S3E18 - Beyonce Sucks, Disney World Doesn't
Special episode featuring Conor Brown, Disney World expert, travel agent, and host of the WDW Opinion Podcast. The polls are in and the anti-elderly league came out in full force. Conor's Pop Take strikes a resounding blow at a regal cultural i...
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Season 3
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Episode 18
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1:17:39
S3E17 - Old People Shouldn't Drive
The lads pay homage to the red, white, and berries popsicles. Johnny, quite naturally, trashes the episode that did not include him. Over 80% of you supported Finn's "eat anything at any time" pop take from last week. The lads read a voluminous...
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Season 3
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Episode 17
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44:36
S3E16 - Sushi for Breakfast & Stalin for Dessert
Guest episode featuring Finn "same family as Chris from Ireland" Mehigan. Chris immediately says a wrong word. The lads explore the sugar argument from last episode in more detail. The conversation steers to the French. Chris refuses to accept ...
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Season 3
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Episode 16
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1:08:03
S3E15 - The French Are Coming for Your Froot Loops
Guest episode with Michael "Hiney" Heinssen. Should Johnny be "The Beloved" instead of Chris? The lads engage in some baby talk and poetry reading. In Breaking News From Florida, the absence of letters drives a man to fury. Credit card of...
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Season 3
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Episode 15
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57:27
S3E14 - Are Babies Ugly?
Johnny has a clubfoot. The lads wonder what happened to the pandemic baking craze and debate the merits of a good loaf. Almost 1/3 of you guys apparently have heard of Stewart Cink. Johnny starts a listener war over Chic-fil-A sauce. List...
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Season 3
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Episode 14
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51:13
S3E13 - Beyond the Multiverse: A Tale of Clouds, Gambling, and Destruction
Johnny undergoes therapy. Pat can't say caramel. Johnny is responsible and drinks ginger ale. The lads have started gambling; they also know a thing or two about The Bible. Breaking News From Florida sees...surprise, surprise...yet another alte...
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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46:35
S3E12 - The Two-Way Mirror
Reminder to submit a written review to Apple Podcasts and share the show with your friends! The lads rehash Sully's Pop Takes from the previous week. Johnny has a bubble in his throat. Do you know who Stewart Cink is? Breaking News From Florida...
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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46:07
S3E11 - Art School Bullying ft. The Meat Monster
Guest episode featuring comedian, Peter Sullivan. Peter Sullivan is a stand-up comedian and comedy writer who has performed at several prestigious venues throughout the US. and has written for several famous comedians. Check out Sully's socials...
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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1:04:31
S3E10 - The Power of Nostalgia
Chris screams Pat's name in a loud little-boy voice. Does organic alcohol make you feel better in the morning? Pat reminisces about The Mighty Ducks and muses about the pain of nostalgia. Johnny could not care less about his childhood, except f...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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45:52
S3E9 - The Most Awkward Wednesday
In an attempt to debate the merits and identity of Michelob Ultra, the lads viciously attack cyclists instead. Pat's Pop Take, "Spirit Airlines is a good airline," is hijacked by the listeners. Pat chews old, sweaty sticks of gum. Chris' LOTR I...
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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50:01
S3E8 - Idaho: Potatoes or People?
The lads have one question for you: Are you a potato? Pat aches for a lost love. Willie Brown's second pop take on fat Ryan Reynolds becomes the second take to pop. The lads still can't figure out if they should celebrate if a take gets p...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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57:17
S3E7 - Grapes, Salt, and Hot Mullets
Guest episode featuring the esteemed Betsy "Barthelona." The show begins with verbal assaults directed toward Pat. Very original. Johnny sits like a toddler. Chris is weak. Betsy brings forth a challenge of the, uhh, challenging variety. ...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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57:36
S3E6 - His Lordship Hath Returned
Let the trumpets blare and the bugles bugle. Let the minstrels go forth and sing the good news: His Lordship hath returned. Wedding stories are hinted at but not told. Previous Pop Takes are analyzed. Chris has issues with vanity. Johnny and Pa...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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52:57
S3E5 - A Story of Sea Mammalians
This one is big on sea mammalians. Starfish selling clam pearls, the last march of the sea turtles, the birthing rates of sea horses, unicorns with unihorns, formal giraffes, and monogamous wolves. Chris continues the time-honored tradition of ...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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44:31
S3E4 - Napoleon Dynamite's Stunt Double
Longer guest episode ft. Downtown Willie Brown. Nut milk and tree milk. Maple. Sean Astin. Stranger Things. Willie sits on the floor and doesn't like it. Napoleon Dynamite. Willie lays down a threat. Pat ruins everything. Previous Instagram pol...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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58:07
S3E3 - The Tortellini Tragedy
Chris speaks to himself in the night. Johnny has another depressing story concerning food. Pat makes a decent pun. Chris does a post-presidential Trump impression. Johnny gets crowned. Pat becomes half-king. Johnny's expert journalism highlight...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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41:47
S3E2 - Saving Major Funkdu
Best recipe for a good episode: Start out with a little testy, reach into the DM's, and end with a listener sea shanty. Chris pronounces Borat like a buffoon. A listener-submitted Breaking News From Florida delves into the world of police dispa...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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48:12
S3E1 - Brad Pitt: An Average-Looking Man?
The beacons have been lit. The lads are back with new life and new segments. The more things change the more they stay the same. The lads introduce their first new segment, Pop Takes, where someone brings up a hot take in pop culture - cu...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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45:25
Season 2 Finale - Part 2
And that's a wrap! Thank you all so much for listening and being a part of this community! We truly do appreciate each and every one of you. If you want to be eligible for a chance at some SFH goodies, we ask that you do the following two thing...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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1:25:15
Season 2 Finale - Part 1
After a long day of technical difficulties, the lads rose like a collective Phoenix from the ashes and were able to record the first part of the finale...without Johnny. He's not a Phoenix, he's more like an arthritic pigeon. Please fill out ou...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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59:11
Best of SFH - Outro Montage
This week the Lads are celebrating the first two seasons of the show with a montage of some of their favorite podcast outros! Whether it's petty insults, bad puns, or the countless songs that are sung, this episode has it all. Join us for a loo...
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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24:58
S2E16 - Who is the Beloved?
The lads agree to not insult one another for the entirety of the episode. Naturally, they poke and prod and test the line. Pat describes his close call with a raccoon...and also his close call with a shark in the same week. Johnny and Pat expou...
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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1:08:39